Life and Latine
overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

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odysseiarex:

cassius slips a dagger into brutus’ hand. “do it,” he whispers. “for the vine.”

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theholypopefish:

beware the ides of march

theholypopefish:

beware the ides of march

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mangocianamarch:


happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE

mangocianamarch:

happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE

(Source: apriki)

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Happy Ides of March, everyone!

Happy Ides of March, everyone!

(Source: carpe-cerevisi)

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Plot Twist:

o-eheu:

The chariot is not… oh, wait. It’s still in the ditch. Never mind.

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pixelame:

HERE’S AN ASSIGNMENT I HAD TO DO ABOUT ROME IN WORLD HISTORY HAVE A LOOK AT IT INTERNET

pixelame:

HERE’S AN ASSIGNMENT I HAD TO DO ABOUT ROME IN WORLD HISTORY HAVE A LOOK AT IT INTERNET

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axelisgreat:

It turns out that in Pompeii, they used to mark the road with “arrows” directing men to the nearest brothel. There are several of these throughout the city.  I like to call them pompenises.

axelisgreat:

It turns out that in Pompeii, they used to mark the road with “arrows” directing men to the nearest brothel. There are several of these throughout the city.  I like to call them pompenises.

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tippygolden:

nisus and euryalus - jean-baptiste roman

#poor babies #you just wanted shiny things

(Source: jossarian)

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cravenaddict:

nabokovsshadows:

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

He has also recited his own poetry to them.

#dude this is why you got stabbed by all your friends

(Source: senpai-has-noticed-you)

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